Brilliant - http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2009/12/18/comeback/

1. Spaceman Dave
   
   

   Greetings. I am currently taking part in a sercret manned mission to Mars. So, given the current relative positions of the Earth, Mars and the ship, I am the most northerly member of the human race and will be for the next 2.51 years.

   Also, the ship’s computer wishes you to know that in all probability I am capable of injesting 37.8% more alcohol than you and 23.4% more likely to survive prolonged exposure to cold. Statistically Verifiable Fact!

   Righty-ho, gotta go, my silicon-boss is telling me that the pod-bay door is malfunctioning apparently.

2. on 20 Dec 2009 at 2:59 pm Hal
   
   

   I am capable of injesting 37.8% more alcohol than you

   I don’t think I can let you do that Dave.