05 January 2010

GUARDIAN READERS' HEADS EXPLODE IN WOOTTON BASSETT DILEMMA - Daily Mash

A PLAN by radical Islamists to march through Wootton Bassett last night caused a series of Guardian reader head explosions across North London.

As home secretary Alan Johnson took the politically courageous step of saying exactly what the Daily Mailwants him to say, an emergency telephone helpline has been set up for hand-wringing liberals unsure of which line to take at dinner parties.

Trained counsellors will offer support using the 'it's a complex issue' technique, also employed for discussing abortion, positive discrimination and the away goals rule in European football...

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